when youre watching movie with family and theres porn scene
a weapon to surpass metal gear
do you want to try prime
me: i wish someone liked me
someone: [likes me]
me: i must fake my death and lie low for ten years
i love how unproblematic firefighters are. they just wanna put out the fires.
I used to think that.
that’s so ominous wtf did the firefighters do to you
if u have curly hair and someone tells u it would look better straight theyre a liar and a dumb bitch
just wanna find the softest grass i can find and lay down in it and look at the sky for a very very very long time